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Aliens Ate My Amplifiers

by Frank Nicolas

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1.
Sham Supply 03:52
Fool me once Fool me twice Hit me up with another lie Give me a reason Some peace of mind A fabrication from your sham supply Oh you could dig up I'm sure you could dig up Oh, you could dig up a grave And tell the corpse that it’s alive Mine is yours But Yours ain’t mine You give me pennies and you call ‘em dimes Give me a turd And make it shine Fool me again Fool me one more time Oh you could dig up I'm sure you could dig up Oh, you could dig up a grave And tell the corpse that it’s alive You’d scale the himalayas Just to call the earth flat And I’ve seen my share of liars But from Oh you could dig up I'm sure you could dig up Oh, you could dig up a grave And tell the corpse that it’s alive
2.
Exit 69 03:41
Honey, take a left turn Don’t you think it’s my turn To take the wheel And tell you where to go? You always hit the brakes, hun Never up the stakes, hun So let me drive And tell you where to go We’ll take Exit 69 On Beaver Road Exit 69 On Beaver Road On Beaver Road On Beaver Road We’ll take Exit 69 On Beaver Road Honey, let’s go home now I’ve had my fill of foam now So get the keys And let the engine roar You party-pooping panda You’d better put the clamp down Forget the keys! And let this engine roar We’ll take Exit 69 On Beaver Road Exit 69 On Beaver Road On Beaver Road On Beaver Road We’ll take Exit 69 On Beaver Road
3.
These walls are thin and I can hear you play Your piano and I always sing along I'm scared you'll hear me put my notes In the quiet parts of your song You're my next-door neighbour and I hope to get a glimpse of you I'd carve a hole in the wall for that Mediterranean view There's plenty in the cupboard but I'm gonna say I need some sugar honey, can I borrow some? I'm scared you'll close the door on me And my dream come true will never come You're my next-door neighbour and I hope to get a glimpse of you I'd carve a hole in the wall for that Mediterranean view You moved last week and I can't hear you play Your piano...anymore I never had the courage to put my notes And knock-knock-knock on your door You were my next-door neighbour and I never even talked to you I'd carve a hole in the wall for that Mediterranean view I'd carve a hole in the wall for that Mediterranean view
4.
The demons of desire have laid siege on my spirit My soul is hungry and there’s a famine in my loins The walls around my trepidation rumble with each battering of the ram Soon they will crumble and fall Crumble and fall I’m gonna take you to a higher place, where the Angels go : “Whooo” I’m gonna take you to a higher place, where you’ve never been before I’m gonna take you, I’m gonna take you These wondrous walls turn stuck-up into shy Take them down! Please bring all you’ve got Caterpillars come out of their cocoons as beatiful butterflies But only when they hear the bugle call Hear the bugle call I’m gonna take you to a higher place, where the Angels go : “Whooo” I’m gonna take you to a higher place, where you’ve never been before I’m gonna take you, I’m gonna take you I want to talk with you, sing with you, eat with you, dance with you. make love to you like monkeys do I want to wake up with you, drink with you, share with you, watch with you, feel you, hear you, smell you and be with you I want your smile, I want your lips, I want your voice, I want your eyes, I want you to pull a book from my shelf and comment on it I want your ass, I want your jokes, I want your smell,,, Oh, the way you dress! I want your hair, I want your heart and I want you I’m gonna take you to a higher place, where the Angels go : “Whooo” I’m gonna take you to a higher place, where you’ve never been before I’m gonna take you, take you, take you, take you, take you, take you, take you, take you We’re gonna build unfettered fireworks of such mythical proportions That if people bore witness, they would build a religion around it I’m gonna take you to a higher place, where the Angels go : “Whooo” I’m gonna take you to a higher place, where you’ve never been before
5.
You can quote me every line from every book I ever read You can even throw in Lovecraft and the words he left unsaid You figure out where you belong You hum the tune of your very own song You can rid the world of riddles but the answers are all wrong Aliens Ate My Amplifiers If I’d ever chased the dragon I would cut back on the smack Urge these unreal apparitions to enjoy their sonic snack But I’m as sober as sober could be So I need you to sing it with me Before we get an ET on our caller ID Aliens Ate My Amplfiers You can throw my bone a dog for every time it ever barked Have the doctors at my bedside frown in silence at my chart Shoot some golf balls to the moon Whistle out your little marching tune While I spin you tales of beached blue whales I shot with my harpoon Aliens Ate My Amplfiers
6.
I used to have balls of steel There was nothing in this world That could make me cower down I always jumped the ledge I lived on the edge I was the baddest ass in town But steel turns soft at a thousand degrees You heated me up to my boiling point You were a slot machine And I threw in every coin Now I’m a timid, little, weeping willow And I hope nobody sees I hope nobody sees I hope nobody sees I used to look down on men Who would run from every gun And let their lovers take the wheel I never tried to see What I would be Without my big-ass balls of steel But steel turns soft at a thousand degrees You heated me up to my boiling point You were a slot machine And I threw in every coin Now I’m a timid, little, weeping willow And I hope nobody sees I hope nobody sees I hope nobody sees But steel turns soft at a thousand degrees Your name’s not Layla, but you got me on my knees I wish I’d never taught you about the birds and the bees I’m a dog scratching itches from a hundred million flees Now I’m a timid, little, weeping willow And I hope nobody sees I hope nobody sees I hope nobody sees Now I’m a timid, little, weeping willow And I hope nobody sees I hope nobody sees My shriveled balls of steel
7.
A dried out tractor tyre tied to a tree That’s swing enough for me A couple of little boys trying to play football on a duckweed covered pond Swimming to me For all you know That worthless piece of junk There for all to see Is what you want most If you tell it what to be That cracked little cookie can with a cute little picture Is a home-made drum with some chewing gum or a tin can mandolin Try beachcombing for treasure that washed ashore It’s trash, sure, but who knows what’s in store Maybe you’ll find the key to life Or spare parts for broken hearts For all you know That worthless piece of junk There for all to see Is what you want most If you tell it what to be
8.
Pigs are flying, the pelicans are buying And the world is a ball on its feet There‘s one slice of pie politicians are lying And divide it up to make us all sweet But it don’t bother, no it don’t bother, no it don’t bother me. It don’t bother, no it don’t bother me none.  The soles on my shoes, flap a floppy walking blues The stitches busted out to be free In front of every home  There’s a different garden gnome But there’s no snow white to be seen But it don’t bother, no it don’t bother, no it don’t bother me none Like ants we’re crawling, our hills are sprawling But we’re gaia’s most neglectful lessee We’re unrestricted We’re all addicted To the use of that skeleton key But when the power goes out Oh, you’lll hear the man shout “Flog the fool who cut the mains! And someone flip the circuit breaker!”  But it don’t bother, no it don’t bother, no it don’t bother me. No, no, no, no, no, no It don’t bother, no it don’t bother, no it don’t bother me none
9.
I see men in suits with suitcases Struggling to get ahead Billing time on an hourly basis With one eye on the clock With one eye on the clock With one eye on the clock Inch by inch Day by day Like Ivy On The Wall Like Ivy On The Wall (tweede en derde ivy in canon op het lange a stuk) I see lovers’ tears roll down sad faces (their pillows) I see lover’s pillows soak up their tears Struggling to move on Longing for those sweet embraces Their pillows soaking up their tears Their pillows soaking up their tears Their pillows soaking up their tears Inch by inch Day by day Like Ivy On The Wall Like Ivy On The Wall (tweede en derde ivy in canon op het lange a stuk) How many carrots on sticks does it take To get a mule to pull the plow of your life Inch by inch Day by day Like Ivy On The Wall Like Ivy On The Wall
10.
If you’re a hustler come and sell me your magic beans I’ll give you my prize cow and I’ll die beyond my means I’ll climb up to the skies and steal some golden eggs I’ll chop down that old beanstalk before the big man eats my legs I’ll live off of his money like a thief, a common crook Before the real monsters come and take half of what I took They’ll be on my doorstep with a first and final demand Give us your money and make it quick it’s for the good of all the land "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a taxpayer" Be he live, or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread.” "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a taxpayer" Be he live, or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread.” So keep your empty promises and keep your magic beans I’ll keep my cow and feed myself and I’ll live within my means I’ll drink its milk and munch on greens and raise a crop or two It’s honest work and with any luck I’ll live and I’ll make do They’ll still be on my doorstep but I’ll say that I have none I might have had some money once but now it’s surely gone Just go to the big man way up in the sky He’s got a nugget laying hen that you can pluck until its dry "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a taxpayer" Be he live, or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread.” "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a taxpayer" Be he live, or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread.”
11.
They were all taught with the Bible in hand Raised to praise, or at least to pretend Their ways set in stone and the Lord upon their throne When Satan came marching in They were all taught that the war was their place Glory to the harbingers of an empire of peace With tanks and planes and drums and guns and dreams of an ideal world Satan came marching in They were all taught that the cardinal sins Would lead them to ruin and yet they let them in To feed their hungry young or just to love and have some fun Satan came marching in It’s small little town and the word will get round That you can count on my dear Like a wound left untreated will fester and burn Like a stream never flushed will rot Envy, humiliation and hatred will turn Men into monsters at whim An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth Or seven times that as a warning It’s small little town and the word will get round That you can count on my friend It’s small little town and the word will get round That you can count on my friend Wrath was for the lord and the lord alone That’s what he was taught, but his virtue was gone The lady she is blind but he can’t forget their crimes Satan came marching in And at night He’s haunted by seven ghosts

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released March 14, 2015

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Frank Nicolas Amsterdam, Netherlands

With a versatile voice ranging from Buddy Holly to Johnny Cash and Cat Stevens and the style to match, Frank can be counted upon to hit the listener with upbeat love songs and powerful dirges. Solid guitar playing and catchy songwriting will leave you with a chorus stuck in your head for days. ... more

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